Dooars - Northern West Bengal

We are trying to make it a tradition of arranging a New Year trips for our Ex-TechM group. It all started with a mega hit Raichak trip on New Year’s of 2011. Jan 2012 we went to Mandarmani. This time around we (only 7 of us could make it this time) decided to make a longer trip. After some researching, Dooars was selected as our destination. Start date: 4^th Jan & return date: 8^th Jan 2013.

Here are some points worthy of a note.

1) If the stay is around Jaldapara, book tickets in Kanchankanya (Travel Time: 13h 55m, 21 halts; Distance: 707 km; Departs @ 20:30 from Sealdah mains) & get down at Dalgaon (reaches at around 10:00). Hasimara might be a more prominent station, but the roads have not been fixed for last 3 to 4 years & it takes almost an hour of bumpy ride to reach the closest resort.

b    2) If you are availing this train & it is winter, try & get a 3rd AC reservation. It might cost 400 bucks more than the sleeper class, but it shall save you from carrying blankets. Blankets are mandatory if travelling in winters (Jan & Feb), it does get really cold in the middle of the night. Of course there shall be smokers to keep the doors open at night, so better have your socks on.

We reached almost on time. Our stay was in Hotel Resort Heaven Inn. It is close to the Jaldapara Wild Life Sanctuary. The hotel is good enough. It has around 8 cottages. Each cottage can accommodate around 3 guests. Rooms have attached baths, 24hrs water supply, geezers, ac, tv & room service. The cottages face a big ground of tall trees & a swimming pool. With rooms being cleaned twice daily, it can be rated 3 out of 5, if you are looking for an average priced hotel. Each cottage is Rs 1,500 per night.

Hotel Details:

Address: NH-31C, Beside Jaldapara Forest, Madarihat, Jaldapara, West Bengal,India.

Phone: +919733163466/+9197331149811/+919434142088

There is a West Bengal tourism forest bungalow in Hollong. Package for 2 people costs Rs 5,000 per night. It includes room rent, food & jungle safari.  Apart from this, there are other resorts along the high way connecting Bhutan.

Day 1: The care takers in Resort Heaven Inn are good guys & they helped us with a local cab driver. We were provided a Ballero, which was in a very good condition. The driver told us which all places we can cover over the next 2 & ½ days.

We freshened up & had our lunch in the hotel itself. This needs a mentioning. The food here is really good. It is fresh & spicy. Post lunch we set off for Phuentsholing. This is a border town of Bhutan. You don’t need permit to roam about the 1^st 6kms of Bhutan if you are from India. There is a lovely looking gate marking the entry point of Bhutan. It remains closed after 20:00 & opens early morning. Other time it remains closed is, if there is a strike on Indian side.

The town looks peaceful with a small market place & colorful dresses. A monastery with a lovely fountain is at the center of the market. About 10mins from here is one of the best sleepy collection of marsh mugger and gharial crocodiles in a Crocodile Breeding Center. Entry charges are Rs 20 per person. It is definitely creepy.

Another lovely place that we covered is a monastery on a hill top. It is another visual pleasure of beautiful colors. From the top of the hill, you can have a glimpse of the whole city of Phuentsholing.

We came back in the evening, greeted by hot tea & pakodas and fries. We had the evening to ourselves, singing dancing & having dinner and drinks by the pool side. We retired at around 00:30 after a lovely dinner.

Day 2: We had left Phuentsholing at around 18:30 last night, so that we can get the tickets for Jaldapara safari for next morning. You have to get the tickets half a day early for the safari. There are two types of safaris: jeep & elephant (starts from Hollong). Safari timings are 06:30/07:30/08:30 & 3 in the afternoon. The night safaris have been stopped. 6 people are allowed per jeep & it costs around Rs 1,300 per jeep. If you are an odd number either you are packed with another group or have to hire a full jeep.

We started with big lens pointing to the deep jungles in our open jeep. The guide would ask you to be quiet as it scares smaller animals & attracts big herds of elephants. We were not amongst the luckiest of people to catch a tiger. However we captured a big herd of elephants, some barking deer, beautiful peacocks & one price catch of a rhino. It was a single horn one almost a 100m from us.

We came back to have our breakfast of roti-sabzi. We freshened up & left for Samsing. Samsing is a town. The main attraction is a hilly area about 10kms from Samsing. It is a lovely hill top. A walk of 1.5 kms from the base is a waterfall flowing over huge boulders. To cross the waterfall is a hanging bridge which sways with the cool wind. On the base of the hill there are small restaurants selling delicious egg masala magi & a special mention for the chicken momo with a very hot sause. We had our lunch here only.

We came back at around 20:00. We had our snacks midway at a dhaba, which was not worth at all. We continued with playing UNO, dumb charades along with the spirit raising spirits. Friends sharing daily affairs & office chores continued till 02:30 in the morning. It becomes so chilly that I had to wear socks, gloves & ear plugs before getting tucked inside two blankets.

Day 3: Final day of our trip. We decided to keep it less tiring as we had to catch train in the evening. We had planned for South khairbari & Kunjanagar. The Kunjanagar mini zoo is a big disappointment. It is basically a picnic spot. The zoo had one leopard, herd of deer & a few parrots. It is not worth a penny & yet charges Rs 40 per person. However South Khairbari was interesting. It had 2 big sized Royal Bengal tigers & bunch of leopards. Entry fee is Rs 40 per person. We got our snaps & came back to the hotel for our lunch.

We packed aloo parathas for dinner & left at around 16:30 for Dalgaon. Train departs at around 17:50 from here. Suddenly temperature dropped to 5 degrees, it felt like 0. We enjoyed rest of the journey reminiscing the trip & planning for the next one. Train reached Sealdah at about 09:00, marking the beginning of another year of friendship & celebrating incredible India. 

Kodagu (Coorg) District - August 2012

My wife had flown to California on a 3 months assignment from July - October first half. I had very less engagements to keep myself busy with. I get pretty bored without her, so I decided to take a break & have a refreshing time in Bangaluru at around August to mark half way mark of my revisited bachelorhood period. 

One of my very close friends Sourav Dey, was still a bachelor & his place was the ideal den for me. So I have planned accordingly. The leaves were well planned. I had leaves on 10th for Janmastami & 15th for Independence Day. 11th,12th, 18th & 19th were weekends. So I asked for a leave of 4 days: 13th, 14th, 16th & 17th. In total I had 10 days of leave.

With flight tickets soaring sky high I had one way covered by train. The Howrah- Yeshvantpur Duronto (Train No: 12245) is a nice train. It runs on Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Fridays, Saturdays & Sundays (11:00 Day 1 - 16:00 Day 2). Tickets are available online (https://www.irctc.co.in/). Bookings open 4 months prior to the journey date & tatkal is available 48 hours prior to it. I reached on 11th afternoon, train was late by just 30mins. Train review: It is very neat & clean. 2k for a 3AC reservation. But it is worth considering the cleanliness maintained & the food served (Quality might not be upto everyone's liking).

Day 1:

Me & Sourav were the each other’s company as 2 of the other friends couldn't make it. Our tour for Coorg started on 14/08 night. We have booked tickets 1 month back & it is advisable to do so, considering the big IT crowd in Bangalore and their willingness to move around Karnataka, Kerala & TN. Tickets are available on http://www.ksrtc.in/site/  

Try for the Airavat (Shantinagar to Vijapet). We took the late night one departing at 22:30 from Shantinagar bus stand, double road. The bus is really comfortable with nice reclining seats. It has a very nice AC going. They pull all the curtains & have a soothing dim light, a set up for a nice little sleep. I personally do not prefer a long journey by bus. But this one was surely upto my liking. They also provide comforters & 500ml drinking water. Rs 410 is surely value for money for a 7 hours journey. The initial part of the journey was smooth as it ran through city & highway. Then it takes a pit stop at around 3:00 in the middle of nowhere. There is a pan shop for refreshment & open air for a welcome break. Then on the road is very bumpy. It is highly advisable not to take this route if you are driving a small car. Only Volvos can dare this road. Stoppages are regular from a place called Gonikuppa (reaches there by 5:30). Finally we reached Vijapet at about 6:30. 

It is base of a hill. From there on we were supposed to go to base of another hill. The junction is Kabinakkad. Once we came out at the wee hours of the morning there were a few local buses. We hired an auto. The distance from Vijapet to Kabinakkad is around 25kms. The auto asked us for Rs 350. Once we started I knew why it charged us so much. It was quite a bumpy ride & surely an uphill task for an auto. The driver ran as if on a F1 circuit. We were fully awake & could feel every joint once we reached Kabinakkad. However the hills were already very refreshing with the cold wind & the morning sun coming up.

Honey Valley was our destination  (http://www.honeyvalleyindia.in/AboutUs.html). It is owned by a family of 3, mom dad and their son. But it is managed by a fourth person Ajit (+91 9449253720). 

He is a lovely person & surely a very good help. He has earlier suggested us the routes to take. The most important thing is that he is available over phone at any time of the day for any sort of help. Ajit came down to pick us up from Kabinakkad junction. Even if you are on your vehicle, you have to park it there & use the 2 gear 4 wheel drive jeeps to go up to Honey Valley. Soon we came to know the reason. I have experience one wild terrain on my trip to Goa at a place called Dudhsagar. Well on a rainy day the route to Honey Valley from Kabinakkad is scarier. It has just a jeep trail after 500meters. It is a private road & pretty steep. It has a nice waterfall on the way.

Coorg has been declared as a district on the Western Ghats of Karnataka. The locals speak a language called Kodava. It was a residence of the English even after independence. Finally when they vacated the place they left it to their care takers. That's how the care takers have become richer & Karnataka has always taken care of its tourism. Honey Valley is on the top of Kabinakkad. The owners have another resort Chingara 2kms downhill. 

But Honey Valley is a much better place as the trekking routes are closer from here. It is a paradise for people who want complete isolation far from the madding crowd of the city. There are no ACs, fans, TVs. Trekkers, readers, botany students would surely love this place. It has around 15 double/triple rooms, 11 old houses and 2 double bed huts. These are scattered around a diameter of 500meters. Centering them is a common place where they serve food. There is a small collection of books there as well. Food is very good quality wise, though a bit costly. Breakfast at 90, lunch and dinner for 120 and all veg. If you want non-veg you have to order 2-3hours earlier. Pork is definitely something to try. For hard drinks you have only the UB group. 

The check out time is 11:00 & check in as at 12:00. Since our room was occupied we used the common washroom. We had a stroll around. That's when I came to know what we should have taken care of. The leaches, you have all around the place if it is monsoons. We came back to have our breakfast of neer dosa, bread, cheese, coffee, tea & watermellon. Coffee needs a special mention here. It is awesome. They have coffee & black pepper plantation in Coorg. Post break we thought of taking the feel of the place. It was overcast. So we opted to walk of about 2kms to a point called Dry Pond from where the road diverts to different trekking trails. It was a clear path but it was giving indications that the path ahead is going to be quite a jungle. It started to pour heavily once we reached Dry Pond. We took some snaps & then came back to have a nice hot bath. Lunch was served at around 14:00: Puri sabzi, rice, sambar, fries, curd & fruit custard. 

Post lunch we decided not to waste our time & test ourselves by walking to the waterfall 2kms downhill. It started to rain heavily. The water was chilling cold. Last season a boy from Chennai tried it out & he fainted shivering in cold. Ajit suggested us to grab a beer & enjoy the cold water on us. But we were quite content with a few snaps there, as it didn’t look like that simple. However if you are bit courageous you should try this as there is no chance of flowing down a river or going down the hills like other waterfalls. 
It started to pour so heavily that we take a ride in a jeep going up to Honey Valley. The evening in here 
is total solitude. If you are having a big group, you can enjoy couple of drinks but in your own room. The open air seating place is totally dark & they don't have lights in there. Evening is like: gossip with people from different parts of India and even from US & Europe; reading in some what poor light; listening to music or some activity where it is a total rest to your body.

Day 2:

We were here to capture Tadiandamol http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tadiandamol). This is the 2nd highest peak of Karnataka and the highest of Coorg district. It is a total of 24 kms of trekking from Honey Valley. A guide is definitely required. Luckily it was a clear sunny day. It takes around 8 hours up and down. Actually it is not just up and down, but 4 sequences of it. Crossing 3 mountains, walking through dense rain forests, 6 foot tall grassland & dangerous looking herd of buffaloes you can reach the top of it. What is expected is on a very clear day, you can catch the breathtaking view of the Kerala cost from the top of Tadiandamol. So it is always suggested to go on Jan & Feb. In monsoons it is cloud & mist. Monsoon though has it's own flavour with the best of greenery and the feel of literally walking on the clouds. No rain & still you are wet. You shall have leaches for company for sure. We had applied mortein on our socks & pants but of no help. 
On the contrast the guide who was a local guy & without no knowledge of Hindi or English was wearing a half pant, sleepers & carried just a bottle of water. He showed no signs of tiredness while the rest were left gasping for air. He had applied some oil on his feet & leaches never touched him. While coming down total exhaustion leads to option for a secondary shorter path. 5kms downhill you have a jeep way which takes you to Nalnad palace. From there on Honey Valley if informed before hand can pick you up. Monsoon is pretty risky & if you have any special wishes it is better to write it down before climbing this up as there is no network coverage for any last minute adieu for 99% of this journey. Don't worry for food pack, Ajit shall hand it to you before the start of the trek.

Evening was lot cooler. We met IT guys from TCS and Google, a scientist from Hyderabad, a guy who quit IT as he was done with it, a family from Bangalore, a French woman touring India, a US girl working for a NGO in Bangalore and a few more. It is fun knowing different culture & their insight and views on other parts of India. We shared dinner as we have ordered chicken & the other guys have asked for pork. Pork was delicious. 

Day 3:

Ajit has arranged a driver who would take us through the rest of Coorg (Madikeri & Kushalnagar) and drop us at Mysore bus stand. Ask for Babu. He is a nice driver, not at all cribbing about the time. He knows the places & some locals. Ajit dropped us at Kabinakkad junction as we promised the owner to come back sometimes later. Babu came late as a tree has fallen off blocking the normal route. 

Initially the road was poor till we reached he highway connecting Mysore and Mangalore. We had an Indica so we felt every bit of it. We headed off to Madikeri, the capital of Coorg (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madikeri). Places to visit:

Raja seat: It is sort of a hanging balcony cut out on a hill with a commanding view of the whole of Madikeri with the hills marking the boundaries. It was built for a leisurely time the Raja wanted to spend with his wife. Must watch. Rs 10 entry fee & Rs 20 for parking.

Madikeri Fort: You can skip this. It is free. It is actually a magistrate's office now. The museum too is not having something extraordinary

Abbey Falls: This is a must watch. After parking the car you have to walk down quite a number of steps to catch a view of the  a very beautiful and a huge waterfalls. There is a hanging bridge to give a front view of it as well.

Nisargadhama: An man made island and picnic spot near Kushalanagara, formed by the river Kaveri. Not so a tourist spot. Entry fee is Rs 10 per person, no charges for camera even if they ask for it.

Golden temple, Bylakuppe (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bylakuppe): This is one place you should never miss if in Coorg district. It has the most beautiful and colourful Tibetan monastery I have ever seen. 
As from the stories Jawaharlal Nehru the then PM gifted this land to the Tibetans who have come for shelter. A 6km radius plot. The Tibetans have built everything in here right from monastery to school, college, hospital, agricultural lands and even a petrol pump. It is their own city. Only they don't have the voting rights. There are 10,000 monks & more than 5,000 more living with family. They now hire local Kannad people for their daily chores.

Talakaveri: The place where the River Kaveri originates. The temple on the riverbanks here is dedicated to lord Brahma, and is one of only two temples dedicated to Brahma in India and Southeast Asia. This is quite a distance from the rest, so can be a separate one day trip from Honey Valley.

Omkareshwara Temple:  A legend is associated with the temple, built by Lingrajendra II in 1820 CE. The king put to death a pious Brahmin who dared to protest against his misdeeds. The spirit of the dead man began to plague the king day and night. On the advise of wise men, the king built this temple and installed a Shivlinga procured from Kashi, North India. The temple closes at around 12:00, so if you want to visit it you have to leave early.

Dubare: Mainly an elephant-capturing and training camp of the Forest Department at the edge of Dubare forest; on the bank of the river Kaveri along the Kushalanagara - Siddapur road. This was closed due to public holiday. 

We had lunch at a local restaurant near Nisargadhama. It was a veg restaurant but the food was very good.  The locals would try to sell off pepper & coffee. Don't buy it you are not a good judge of it. They would mix dry papaya seeds in pepper & coffee had smell and no taste in some cases. 

Finally by 18:00 we have reached Mysore bus stand. There shall be multiple buses for Bangalore. The AC Volvos are comfortable and charges Rs 250. The semi deluxe would charge Rs 180, but not advisable as once you enter Bangalore it shall frustrate you with it's traffic. Though ideally it should take 3 hours don't be surprised if 5 hours is what you clock. 

Overall a very nice trip with a mix of ultimate relaxation in midst of so much greenery, zero pollution; a semi pro trekking; some very nice roads of India and some lovely places to visit. 

Suggested Season: 

Jan & Feb - If you want to enjoy the trekking on a cleaner and less slippery trail. A view from Tadiandamol of the Kerala cost.

Aug to Oct - If you love the rains and the forest in it's best of green shades. 

Tour Cost: Per Person shouldn't cost more than 5,000 inclusive of food, stay & travel in a deluxe format. 

Chandipur & Panchalingeshwar - ‎15th July to 18th July 2004

Thanks to social networking that today I am reminded of one the best trips of my life. Chandipur & Panchalingeswar July 2004.

I was in the 2^nd year of my college. Trip was organized with 7 of my school friends: Aritra Mukherjee, Deepto Ghosh, Sukanta Ganguly, Sayan Kundu, Somenath Nag, Sudipta Mukherjee & Sanmitra Ghosh aka Rahul.

Utkal Bhawan, 55 Lenin Sarani,Kolkata. Aritra & myself got our booking done from here. Scary part was the booking officer told us in case of any emergency (or ambulance required) we need to report it atleast 24 hrs beforehand, as it shall arrive from Balasore. Though only 25kms but nothing can come up the hill to the Panthanivas where we shall be staying at night time. We believed it once we were there.

15^th July we reached Balasore by local train. There on, it was a trekker to Panchalingeshwar. The driver offers us help on what all we can get & where we get it. We got to learn some Odhiya words. After that we were graduated to Odhiya songs: ‘Gote tu .. gote mu’. Rahul & Somenath learnt it by heart & we had to listen to it for the next few months J. Another one was ‘Panapatta na hoilo’.

Now the handsome dude of our group Deepto aka Chutupal now was offered something uncanny: ‘Machine’. Next few days we were offered machine by drivers, hotel boys & locals. What we derived at the 1^st instance was ‘Machine’ is arms. We were almost in the interiors of a state so getting cheaper arms was a possibility.

Chutu was quick to reject saying: We don’t need it. We are simple college goers.

Driver: What are you saying. College goers only ask for it over here. I can get you whatever type you desire, local, foreign et all.

Sudipta: What exactly is Machine..err…

Driver: ohh..you don’t know what is a machine. It is ‘escort’ <I am a sober kid>.

Chorus: Ohhhhh….Ummmm….Nnnnooooo…we are fine.

Chutu: We shall contact you if we need your help. <We never did. We were sober & had no courage either>.

Once we reached Panthanivas, we decided to visit the Panchalingeshwar temple. It was on the top of a hill. It was not much crowded. Temple of Lord Shiva. But the main attraction was the Pancha Lingas. A stream was flowing down the hill.  Almost at the top of the hill there was a part which was dented & stream was flowing over it. On the hill there are two arrows printed: Left leg & left hand. So follow the arrows, keep hanging & put your hands through the stream to feel the Pancha Lingas. Actually it was pretty scary. It was slippery & if you skid, bye bye, it shall be a reunion in hell.

We achieved what we thought was something deserving a bravery award. Now as we were descending we saw Sadhu babas having Sandwiches  <I have to be sober here>. The smell was enough to get our heads swooning. Chutu & Somenath the smart guys managed some for the night.

Panthanivas was a standalone building with only a caretaker/cook. We asked for Chicken & roti for dinner. As it was being cooked we decided to go down the hill for a 2km walk to make calls as our mobiles were out of network & out of charge. There were constant power cuts. Whatever little charge we had Aritra used it up to call up a college junior (of course a girl) asking how she faired in her pass paper. Price worth 4 kms walk in exchange of chatting with a girl, of course Aritra chose the 2^nd one.

It was about 7 o clock in the evening. The locals asked us to walk fast back to our lodge. On our way we realized why they said so. It was pitch dark, there were no street lights. Only company we had were 2 dogs who stayed in Panthanivas & had followed us downhill. It was deserted for the full stretch. If we were robbed & murdered even ACP Pradnumya would have had no clue where we were.

The sky was clear. Trillions of stars & a bright moon were watching the 8 boys quite far from the maddening crowd. Power cut as was expected. We arranged everything on the lawn of the lodge. Post dinner we realized the cook had gone down to the village & it was only 8 of us in a lonely spooky bungalow & not a human soul within a radius of 2 kms.

Out came our spirit raiser. I’ll call it energy drinks. Mosquitoes were on the attack & we had our kevlers (coils & odomos) on. With the energy drinks we had the sandwiches. I am tempted to write: Kids never have energy drink & sandwich together. It is really dangerous. Sandwich was the best of its kind. Guys started freaking out. The events that followed are worth mentioning.

At first there was session on Optics as we looked at the night sky with utter surprise. Then there was a physics lesson. Our physics champs Sudipta & Somenath gave us a lecture on Diesel Engine & Propeller. Wow. 1 hr or so it stretched. That was something. Everyone almost had their research papers ready.

Things moved onto quantum physics & then into time machine. Well well, that was it. Rahul suddenly started realizing that he was being dragged into some sort of time machine & he started crying for help. This continued for some time. We decided to call it a day.

But the night was far from being over. Next in line was Sukanta. He wanted mosquito nets to be tied. Reason being: He was being attacked by a giant cockroach that would supposedly bite him. In came rescuer Deepto. He volunteered to tie the nets. We started gossiping. After 2 hrs we realized Deepto was still standing at the same corner trying to put a knot on the mosquito net. That time duration is my calculation. Guys still believe it was only 15 mins, but I completely remember it was 2 hrs ;) Sudipta had the energy drink bottle as his side pillow & was not at all agreeing to part from it.

I exactly don’t remember what actually triggered the next incident. We had two rooms with 4 beds each. We had closed our doors before going to bed. On the upper side of the door there was some sort of emergency exit or ventilator. The next thing I remember there was a water fight going on. People came out of rooms stood on chairs & threw water through the vents on the beds. I don’t remember how the peace treaty was signed :P Probably we ran out of water. Next morning before the care taker arrived we had to mop the floor. The corridors were flooded.

We had a nice day trekking through the forests on the hills. It was monsoon so we didn’t get the official permit. A small amount was paid to a local who was happy to guide us for half a day. He told us stories of mad elephants & other deadly creatures that could cross our roads. I don’t know who went lucky but we didn’t meet any of them finally.

We had booked our trekker. It picked us up from Panthanivas & headed for Chandipur. The journey was awesome. We passed the Missile testing zone. It looked so much like the Hitman gaming zone. We had a full trekker. Seats were reserved by our luggage only. We were sitting on the top, were ideally the luggage would have been. The first sight of the vast Bay of Bengal made our day. Pretty tired we had a walk around the beach, frequently being asked whether we need Machines J Thank you were still our answers.

The Chandipur Ocean is a peculiar of its kind. During low tide we could walk for approx 2 kms from the shore through knee deep water. But it has a very high pick up speed when there is a high tide. We have chosen a full moon night to check this out. We had walked 2 kms when water started rising. We rushed back. Finally when we reached the shores it was almost 5-6 ft deep. The shore is rocky & waves have a deadly rage. Aritra & Sayan had the major cuts as they were thrown quite a number of times on the rocks.

The rest of the trip was quite peaceful. The worst came while returning. It was general class. We were sitting near a stinky bathroom for about 6 hrs.

We had analog cameras then. The search for those pics today winded me back to this lovely trip. We have parted ways working for different organizations & in different geographic locations. But what bind us are the memories of such a wonderful trip. J

Random People & Some Charecters I

Once on my way to office I was in this Sumo which was stuffed as usual. Sitting in the back seat I was almost dozing off when this phone rang. The guy in the middle seat, yes, he is the hero of this story. Since I could hear just one side of this conversation, I should leave it that way only. The rest is up to you to assume. A new line means it is in response to something from the other end & since I cannot draw his face, I would use color to portray his emotional outburst. I would use English for a wider audience which was originally a mixture of Bengali & English.
Hello.

What did your sister say about me?

Hmm

Hmm

Ok. So when are you going to talk about us?

<Long Pause>
What do you mean by that? I am not presentable?

Hold On. Hold On. I do not like to be a show off but that doesn’t mean I am not having anything. Don’t go by the condition of my house. It is in this condition as I do not like to show off. With our monetary condition we can buy 3 more houses.

You know how many important people are there in my family. My brother is high profile government employee. He gets government car with red light even for going to market. But he prefers to use his cycle. The fishmonger insists him to buy a 2nd hand car at least. But my family is like this. Absolutely no show off.

Yes, yes. I know it all. What makes your family think that you should be ashamed of me?
What did your sister say?

What is her husband’s qualification?

<This is the most interesting part. He is travelling in a Sumo with 8 others of which at least 6 are engineers & going to IT sector><At the top of his voice>
An Engineer? From IIT?

No? Then what?

Where?

Kharagpur?

Which college?

<Total mockery>
I have never heard of it. We even have rickshaw pullers doing engineering in Kolkata. Ok leave it. What is the husband of your other sister doing?

MBA? I hope it is not IIM.

Yes. I knew it. Every shop owner is having an MBA degree now days.

The population of India is 300crores of which there are only 2 lakh CA. Yes, I am a CA. I don’t like to show off. Go & tell your parents that I am CA & much more qualified. I might not be in a high profile job but I don’t like to show off.

Yes, yes. Now you are talking like my girl. You sometimes need some doses.

Ok. It is time to get down.

Yes, I am in a shuttle.

No. You know I don’t like to show off. So I travel in a shuttle.

Ok. Bye.

Driver: Dada it is Rs 20. <Truly the regular fare was Rs 25>

Hero: How come?  It is Rs 15. You see rich people & ask for whatever you want. Take this & leave.

I had to sacrifice my sleep. But trust me there was pin drop silence & everyone was quite interested in this animated discussion.

Keep tuned for some more of this daily life entertainers.

Prologue

My daily life covers home, office, friends, colleagues, & quite a bit of time travelling between office & home. So I choose to pick people around to amuse me & keep me entertained. My first blog is dedicated to those who are helping me keeping healthy & smiling.

Notification: Don't take me otherwise but this is not intended to make fun of anyone's misery. There is a fine line which I hope not to cross. I sincerely apologize if this hurts anyone's sentiments & on request shall modify my content if it is offensive.

Whew!! I had to write the above notification. This is an absolute necessity in present scenario where freedom of speech has been just left as a phrase.

Hope you have a good time reading my experiences & reviews.